Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Yummy????

One of my sisters, known as GFM, who has been quoted quite often lately on these pages, has a rule about her car. No yogurt or herring may be eaten. I always wondered about this rule, until one of my kids started to eat a yogurt, and I almost passed out while driving from trying not to gag.

The herring rule makes more sense to me, although I was hoping never to have to actually put the rule to the test.

Well, I had the misfortune of being on the Monsey bus a while ago. I have seen all kinds of meals being eaten, but this morning was special. I generally put in earplugs when I take the bus so I am not disturbed by conversations or cell phones ringing when I try to sleep. I also cannot deal with the sounds of "shmecking". So i fortunately had in my earplugs when the gentleman next to me started rooting around in his bag,

First came out the orange, I can deal with that, so the delicious citrus aroma did not bother me a bit. After dispatching with that,however, he reached in to his bag and out came bowl with some semi liquid concoction that positively REEKED of fish. It appeared to become form of herring in a kind of sauce, which he attacked with much gusto.

I really wished for a pair of nose plugs at that point, thinking of GFM the entire time.

2 comments:

fil said...

you take the bus?!? For shame!

Dipsy said...

really though herring is something that ought never be eaten in a moving vehicle!!!